Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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