think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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