Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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