I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
