your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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