? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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