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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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