do herpes really smell.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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