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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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