she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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