Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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