If i come over, it means nothing
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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