I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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