Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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