biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm bleeding and have questions
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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