Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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