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  • Holy mother of God; greatest text ever. That is all.

    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Feb 22, 13 at 3:37pm
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  • No apology is necessary when something like that happens.

    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Feb 22, 13 at 4:32pm
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  • Love it! Get it on a shirt and don't wear it around Grandma

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Feb 22, 13 at 4:02pm
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  • Love the smell of pussy in my mustache. Won't wash my face till its gone. My lady can't take a bath without me getting really excited. She knows what's coming her way.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Feb 22, 13 at 8:47pm
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    • While the fact it happened is great, this is bordering on gross You should only keep bodily fluids on you for so long. After that it gets creepy.

      Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 23, 13 at 3:00am
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  • Nothing's better than a chick that can return the favor and give you a facial! Girls that can squirt are like unicorns. Most people don't believe they exist but they are just a rare and magical find and if you're lucky enough you might get to experience one first hand!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 4, 13 at 2:39pm
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  • Save it for desert.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 24, 13 at 4:26pm
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  • Only if you also take the term baby batter

    Submitted by AkBeautiful907 on Feb 23, 13 at 5:20am
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  • How 'bout 'money-honey'?

    Submitted by CapnArt on Feb 25, 13 at 2:45am
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  • Lady jizz, "NECTAR OF THE GODS"!!!!

    Submitted by cdlunsfo on Feb 25, 13 at 1:56pm
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  • I agree... no apology necessary! He should send you flowers or at least say "Thanks" with a smack on your ass. :)

    Submitted by TLiciousHoney on Feb 23, 13 at 10:50am
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  • Can we just agree as a society that "lady jizz" should never be used again?

    Submitted by maroonmimi on Feb 22, 13 at 8:19pm
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  • How about girl cum?

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 23, 13 at 12:49pm
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  • Thorin Oakenshield. Ladies dwarf

    Submitted by Klamath on Mar 21, 13 at 8:14pm
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  • Love talking on the phone to my wife and saying "you know, if I inhale deeply I can still catch your scent, drives us both mad !

    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 21, 15 at 7:39pm
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