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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME

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(585): View more from New York

The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.

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(214): View more from Texas

This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.

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(936): View more from Texas

Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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