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(807): View more from Ontario

I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?

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(224): View more from Illinois

You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem

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(815): View more from Illinois

I think he's an actor

(512): View more from Texas

That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.

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(858): View more from California

But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?

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(210): View more from Texas

You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.

(662): View more from Mississippi

That's a beautiful sentiment.

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