I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Baby time!
Ashley?
...and then he choked me while mumbling something about having just the right place in his basement for me.
about that pin holed condom
Run like f...
Pumchline is that God knocked you up. Not him.
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