I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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