Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
