so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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