I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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