Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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