I like my sex mixed with concussions.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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