i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
two words...techno handjob
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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