yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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