On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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