doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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