so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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