We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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