All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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