Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I still have a little drunk in my system
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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