I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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