: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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