the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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