Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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