4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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