So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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