Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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