Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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