Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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