Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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