I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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