I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Hell I can say "These pretzels are making me thirsty". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll keep saying "These pretzels are making me thirsty" on every text.
Oh god it's the new 88
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