lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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