Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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