Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Randomize
