I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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