But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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