this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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