New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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