I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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