i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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