The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
